Epic Harry Potter song parody/Supernatural
Now it all began with a demon boy,placed in the crib of a hunter family,
He was awkward and tame,until he grew up,with no idea of the man he’d grow to be.
Sam Winchester,
You little devil.
Sam Winchester,
You’re on the level.
His childhood sucked,
Father and brother kinda weird.
Til Azazel burst through the door and said,
“You’re a demon Sam!”
So he ran away with Dean and John.
He learned killing and spells,
How to do exorcisms and tricks,
Except from Luther,because he’s kind of a dick.
And he can’t help but think something’s wrong.
You see,Lucifer’s an evil guy,
He’s the reason Bobby almost died.
In the first two seasons he was trapped inside,
but not anymore cause Sam is a slob.
He meets Cass who is quite the angel,
Cuz’ he’s played in the show by Misha freaking Collins,
And he’s like the protector figure he never had.
His favorite girlfriend’s a demon,
But everyone’s cool.
Except Dean Winchester cause he’s a suspicious tool.
But the year ends,hey things are really bad.
But the armagedon’s the following year,
And Dean is chosen for reasons that aren’t really clear.
Bobby loses legs in an epic fight,
Which isn’t funny cause Meg is back.
Lucifer is back and he’s better than ever,
Cuz he’s found a vessel that’s gonna make him stronger than ever.
And it’s pretty hard for him to freaking die.
To make matters worse there’s things happening all around,
Spoiler Alert: Cass seems to be gone!
And Dean can’t stop but whine and cry.
Whoaaaa,life can be so tragic,
When you’re addicted to demon blood,
And you’re feeling oh so low.
Whoooa,I can make you die,
Cuz I know it’s been a while,
Since you last heard an angel’s voice.
*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
Exoricmaus te
omnis immundus
spiritus omnis
satanica potestas
omnis incursio
invernalis adversari
omnis legio
omnis congergatio
secta diabolica
in nomine et
virtue domini
nosti jesu christi
erdicare et
Benedictus Deus. Gloria Patri!
So Dean and his friends went on an epic quest,
They found a few demons but they needed the rest,
And they were well on their way to stop Lucifer.
Now Dean,Bobby and Cas,
Were well aware of the irony,
That the hardest lesson they would face,
Would be finding Sam to join them.
And admist all the fighting,killin’,dyin’ and danger.
Dean Winchester made out with Meg.
And Ruby was a bad guy after all.
Zachariah was a crazy angel,
Till Cass said,
“NOT MY DEAN YOU BITCH.”
And-a,good guys and bad guys alike would fall.
Before Lilth and Sam fought,
Sam tried to recall all he was thought,
He thought he saw dad in his head,
So he stared Lilth down,rose his hand and said:
“Hey you,
with the EYES!
I see you killin’ and possesin’ all over the place,
And I can’t help but think somethings wrong.”
“SHUT YOUR MOUTH,DEMON BOY!
I’ll kill your brother dude,so don’t try to be coy,
or I’LL KILL YOU!”
(awkward pause…)
“The blood in my vein’s our only bond!”
“And I’ll let you kill me to break the seal!”
“There’s nothing you can do,your powers are harmless!”
“DO IT ALREADY!”
APOCALYPSE STARTED!
(instrumental)
When the fighting was done,
and the troubles begun,
Sam turned,began to cry away.
All the hunters said
“Damn,He messed up again.”
And this,is forever what they sang.
Sam Winchester,
You little devil.
Sam Winchester,
You’re on the level.
Sam Winchester,
the demon boy.
I was bored. Originally,song from the most awesome jacksfilms,I just adapted it to supernatural x3 Not really good,I know








